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• Scott me up, Beamie. Er, uh...
• Scott Me Up Beemie!
• Three prison inmates were locked in the same cell; they soon bagan talking.
  "What are you here for?" asked one inmate of another....
• If it is to be, it is up to me.
• Get on the telephone!!! --Dr. Gene Sco
• Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !" "Mr Scott to transporter room.
  Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge immediately" The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely surprised look on his face....
• If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
  Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....
• Beam me up Scotty.