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• There once was a woman named Ann Who was said to be quite like a man.
  When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went to the gentleman's can....
• The lady sipped her champagne, but when the gentleman went to sip his champagne the little man on his shoulder jumped on the bar, grabbed the glass, and threw the champagne in the gentleman's face.
  The bartender saw this and thought it was very strange....
• There was a young woman in Dee Who stayed with each man she did see.
  When it came to a test She wished to be best, And practice makes perfect, you see....
• It's a holiday and the Over-60 club of a small North of England town are boarding a coach for a trip to the seaside at Whitby.
  (How Nice!) As the last aged gentleman is walking along the aisle of the bus to his seat, the vehicle lurches into motion, causing him to stumble and land in the lap of a nearby old lady....
• A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
• At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company.
  Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field....
• Two neighbors were discussing gardening one afternoon.
  The lady from next door remarked, "My but you have such a nice blush on your tomatoes, how do you do it?...
• 3 Wishes An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch
  reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....