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• Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
  A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....
• Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please?
  Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen?...
• What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in common?
  ??? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons and they both go where no man has gone before....
• I worked for a bit in the coastguard in Wales and I used to send weather reports to other bases, using a sort of antique FAX machine.
  I would call first on a special telephone and then send the data....
• One of my instructors in FE school told me about this.
  Apparently the loadmaster on a USAF C-130 was invited to take the engineer's seat for awhile....
• My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
• What does Worf need with a Starship..er..woma
• Excuse me- What does god need with a Starship?
• On the wall of the women's restroom in the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before.