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• Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
• Once upon a time, there was a village. The people in the village were extremely conservative.
  No one talked about sex. Newlyweds had to figure out how to do such business on their own because no one ever talked about it in their lifetime....
• Offline E-mailers do it all night.
• A very poor couple had just been married and all they could afford was to share a house with an elderly couple.
  What's worse is that they have to sleep on the top half of a bunk bed, while the older couple slept on the lower half....
• THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY 1. Could our relationship be more physical?
  I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way....
• I should have BBSed all night...
• Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....