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15 things every woman SHOULD HAVE and SHOULD KNOW by the time she's 30.
[Author: Pam Satran <prsatran@comcast.net> published by Glamour in May 1997] SHOULD HAVE...
Every Woman Should... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE: 1. One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who reminds you of how far you've come.
2. Enough money within your control to move out and rent a place on your own, even if you never want or need to....
Wake up or eat sushi, wake up!
Wake up, little Sushi, wake up! ...
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Give him a tight jersey.
I came up with this idea for a different kind of version of Fleetwood's Don't Stop, I thought it was fitting since Clinton and Gore played this song at their election party.
> "Don't Stop" (real lyrics have "> >" before them) > > (original words by Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac) > > If you wake up and don't want to smile, > If it takes just a little while, > Open your eyes and look at the day, > You'll see things in a different way....
A Wish For The New Millennium May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall
and May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise....