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• Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
• In Canada there is another word for Sushi.......BAIT!
• One man's bait is another man's sushi.
• Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation.
• Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert. (Hunting lions in Africa was originally published as "A contribution to the mathematical theory of big game hunting" in the American Mathematical Monthly in 1938 by "H.
  Petard, of Princeton NJ" [actually the late Ralph Boas]....
• Oul movies alen't so hot We buy Corumbia's rot Now Godzirra is dliving Miss Daisy And we don't haldry pay squat We hope you rike sushi We buying youl home We hope you rike sushi
  Amelica We hope you rike sushi, Amelica We hope you rike sushi, Amelica ....
• Well, how we gonna talk to kids who say ko nee-chee-wah?
  Wake up or eat sushi! Wake up or eat sushi!...
• There was once a young man whose house was on one side of central London and whose job was on the other.
  It was a highly lucrative job, and after a couple of years he bought himself one of the most expensive new cars you can imagine....
• Crime has left a wretched taste in the mouth of a young thief.
  Seattle police said the 14-year-old made a tactical blunder while attempting to siphon gas from Dennis Quigly's motor home last Tuesday....