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• They are able because they think they are able..
• My favorite college joke is about the lad from the hills of Kentucky who won a scholarship to MIT.
  In familiarizing himself with the campus, he was walking across the quad and stopped an upperclassman to ask, ""Scuse me, can you tell me whar the liberry is at?...
• Q:" How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" At least three. Note: Think height!...
• Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: At least three. (Notes: think height!)...
• Q. Whats the -height- of nerve? A. Shitting on someone's doorstep, then ringing the bell and asking for toilet paper.
• Height of Shortness : Sitting on the kerb and dangling ur legs Irony
  A one-arm man hanging onto the edge of a cliff and his balls start itching...
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba!
• Gun Control: Being able to hit your target.
• In the old days of the cold war, when it was very hard for Westerners to visit the Soviet Union, a British mathematician travels to Moscow to speak in the seminar of a famous Russian professor.
  He starts his talk writing a theorem on the board....