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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• This is something I made up after my boss told me to give a braindump on our products to the new guy.
  It's based on the unix strings package. nroff source is available for those that want the underlines and all....
• Once there was a priest who was travelling quite some distance, so he stopped at a convent to seek lodging for the night.
  The nuns had an extra room, so they let the father come in and stay until morning....
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  Remember, be honest. This is for posterity....
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  There is one final piece of advice I'm going to give you now...