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This letter leaves 500 miles away from home already?!
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A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive.
I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast....
Dear Son, I am writing this slow, 'cause I know you can't read fast.
There are a few things happening here at home. We don't live where we did when you left -- you're father read in the paper that most car accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved....
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