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  - Hitchhiker'...
• What's the difference between American pilots and Iraqi pilots?
  American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....
• What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots?
  American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....
• Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
  A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of the window?...
• Two Aggies purchased a bird dog. They took the dog out to give it a try.
  After a long while, one Aggie said to the other, "Well, we'll throw him up in the air one more time....
• Two Polacks purchased a bird dog. They took the dog out to give it a try.
  After a long while one Polack said to the other, "Well, we'll throw him up in the air one more time....
• Rules Of The Air ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
  ** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger....
• Xpress Yourself!