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• Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.
  By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard....
• TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK What high-tech lingo becomes once it goes north of the Oregon-California border.
  LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood....
• If thunder don't get ya then lightnin' will!
• COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS: BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
  BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local tavern....
• See ya!
• Cursor: What Ya Become When Your System Crashes!
• A little dab'll do ya.
• Dance with the one that brung ya.
• A guy walks into this sporting goods store in Alaska, immediately spys a rather haggerd-looking old salt of a store clerk sitting by the cash register.
  "Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yep," answers the clerk....