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• These 2 tribes had been fighting on and on for years and the losing tribes's leader at the end of the war would have to submit himself to the winning side and be killed.
  Well, after one particularly bloody battle, the losing sides leader went to the winners and when he arrived they told him they were changing the rules around....
• Did you hear about the lion walking through the woods eating deer droppings?
  He had just eaten a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth!...
• Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert. (Hunting lions in Africa was originally published as "A contribution to the mathematical theory of big game hunting" in the American Mathematical Monthly in 1938 by "H.
  Petard, of Princeton NJ" [actually the late Ralph Boas]....
• Did you hear the one about the lion who ate the lawyer?
  Had to lick his butt afterwards to get rid of the taste!...
• A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of Big Game Hunting ============================================================= Problem
  To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert. 1. Mathematical Methods 1....
• This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
  Actually, the club's members consist entirely of aging Englishmen, who never do any hunting, and whose only enjoyment comes when some silly sod wants to join....
• Who Says Mines Aren't Funny... One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
  Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office....
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...