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Wisdom is knowing which bridge to cross and which to burn
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Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime.
There once was a race of smurf-like creatures called "Trids".
The Trids were happy, peaceful, folks, who lived in a village at the base of a mountain....
Which reminds me of the dinner party I was at last night.
It was a candlelight affair; so when the hostess fell backwards onto the table I shouted "You'll burn your end at both candles!...
Sherwood forest, which dear do you want?" "Lucifer speaking, who in the hall do you want?
"Heaven, God speaking." "Bridge, Kirk here." "City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em...
How many real men does it take to cross a river? 5000.
4999 to build a suspension bridge and 1 to drive a tractor trailer across....
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Tempest: That which occurs in Teapots.