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• Situation normal. Panic accordingly.
• I don't believe in a no-win situation.
• Life is one situation you'll never get out of alive!
• George Bush has announced that his Vice-President's first official assignment will be to travel to Lebanon to get firsthand information on the hostage situation.
• Another friend of mine in a similar situation reports having a student in the lab one day, who had to abort out of the SET PASSWORD sequence because he couldn't think of a six-letter word.
• World War III. The U.S.A. have succeeded in building a fantastic computer that is able to solve any strategical or tactical problem.
  The military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine....
• A Belgian train is standing in the middle of a field, some hundred meters away from the rails, which are as straight as can be.
  The director of the Belgian Railways is very surprised at this very weird situation and asks the driver how the train got there....