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A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Q: What is a topologist? A: A person who cannot tell a doughnut from a coffee mug.
Christmas 2000 A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
...Please read the following carefully....... I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve....
I was transitioning through the Lawrence (LWM) area the other day
when I heard a new-sounding student call up, inbound for a landing, with his instructor sitting next to him, shouting prompts in the background over the engine noise....
P.S. The Texas Commissioner of Agriculture was quoted on ``George Bush's idea of a good farm program is "Hee Haw".
'' [ And I'll counter this by noting that Jay Leno asked...
Forget about phenothaline, coat the inside of the cup with Nitrogen tri- iodide, when it dries, don't move the cup!
When the owner attempts to do anyhting with the cup, even breathe on it, it will probably exsplode!...
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