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Eat More Fruit" Said Tom, With Aplomb.
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"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
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We're off to Scotland" said Tom clandestinely.
Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that they are going to sleep together.
So, the guy, Tom, goes to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms....
I'm sorry I'm so tardy," Tom said belatedly.
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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