Related:

• One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other, "What do you feel like?
  Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough....
• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
• Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself.
• If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... Patro
  Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support....
• She said, "I'll give you just one hour and forty-five minutes to stop that!
• Your so out to lunch you make me hungry.
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• 15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
  How long would the pills last? 90 minute...
• * Do you feel Lucky, punk??? *