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All Educated Americans, First Or Last, Go To Europe.
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All educated Americans, first or last, go to Europe.
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Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero. Q: Why? A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!...
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* "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
Many are educated...few are learned.
A feeling common to most Canadians is that Americans, when met individually, can be so likable, while the country as a whole is not.
The American I liked best in my travels about Europe was the young man I encountered one day at the Acropolis as tourists scrambled to record that crowning achievement high above smoggy Athens....
"Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!" "Shut up and keep swimming...&quo
ANOTHER WAR STORY A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R.
He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London....
Always remove the last screw first.
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The physicist's horse comes in last. "I don't understand it....
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