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• Early Morning Rituals An elderly captain of a destroyer had a ritual each morning while at sea.
  His lieutenant commander noticed that his boss would go to the wall safe, take out a piece of paper, bow his head and murmur a few seemingly pious words....
• Here's one people can tell to their grandmothers: Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain.
  This captain was very successful at what he did...
• Here's one people can tell to their grandmothers: Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain.
  This captain was very successful at what he did...
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• Be safe. Use a condom.
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