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I can't remember if I used to know that.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
I coulda been a contenda!
I couldn't change if I wanted to, I'm soldered in.
I couldn't think of one.
I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it!
I deserve respect, but a pay raise will do!
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