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I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not schizophrenic, just ask my other personality.
I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
I'm number 3, I don't try at all.
I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around.
I'm only visiting this planet.
I'm part Scotch; my other part's water.
I'm schizophrenic, but I'm good people...
I'm schizophrenic...and I outnumber you!
I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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