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Never carry ice cream in your pocket.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Never eat yellow snow.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! þ
Never invest in anything that eats.
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
Never lend money. It causes amnesia.
Never let an inanimate object defeat you.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
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