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You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
You can never plan the future by the pa
You can't fall off the floor.
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
You can't have it all.Where would you put it?
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't steal this tagline. I give it to you.
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit.
You do know what a leading question is, don't you?
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