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Thanks, For A Country Where Nobody Is Allowed To Mind His Own Business.
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Thanks, for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business. Thanks, for a nation of finks.
-- William S. Burroughs, "A Thanksgiving Prayer"
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All The Thanks I Need... A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny....
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No thanks, I'm already having one.
<Slap!> ... Thanks, I needed that!?!?!
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Q: What did Dan Quayle say when Marilyn Quayle blew in his ear? A: Thanks for the refill, Honey!