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  A: Its asshole....
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• A dirty mind is, well, a dirty mind!
• MacDonald was in poor health. He asked his friend MacDougal if he would pour a bottle of scotch over his grave if he should die one of these days.
  Mac- Dougal said, "Sure'n I'll be glad, laddie, but would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first?...
• A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
• Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
• Mind intentionally left blank...
• A mind like a steel sewer!