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• Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy.
• Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
• Q: Why don't lawyers ever get eaten by sharks? A: Professional courtesy
• Q: What's the difference between JAPs and sharks? A: JAPs don't eat seemen (sea-men).
• A lawyer, doctor and priest were on an airplane over the ocean.
  The plane went down and the only survivors were those three....
• Awe Nuts! A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
  While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off....
• While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
  He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft....
• A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer were all caught in a shipwreck.
  Naturally, there are a lot of sharks circling around....
• While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
  He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft....