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Q: What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from home? A: A virgin.
From: gazit@ganelon.usc.edu.UUCP (Salit) Subject: Virgin Joke Date
27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin....
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.. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
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