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• Q: What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? A: Hop in.
• What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a one-legged mongoloid with a polack? A: A polaroid one-step!
• Q: What do you call a one-legged Mongoloid who's Polish? A: "A Polaroid one-step.
• What do you get when you cross a Mongoloid and a one-legged Eskimo? A Polaroid One-Step.
• Romanian Square Dance
• And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz!
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  ? A: Two - One to do it, and one to write a sensitive folk song about it....
• How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old one was....