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  ** When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point....
• Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
  None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
• Woman who spends much time on bedsprings, may have offsprings.
• Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life RED Tend to be tigers in the sack.
  They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable....
• Women should be 'obscene' and not heard.
• 2400 Baud Callers Need Love Too!
• Honk if you like obscene gestures!
• Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
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