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• Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12
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• Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels.
• Sign in beauty shop window: "Dye now!
• Sign in a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff.
• Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here.
• Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.