Those Signs

Those Signs

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Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want....
Sign on a music library's door: "Bach in a minuet.
Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12
Sign on the inside of a bathroom stall: "Beware of limbo dancers.
A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: "Today's special. Below it says: So's tomorrow.
Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.
Sign in a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends.
Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.
Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!

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