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• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• We are prepared to help you escape from /usr/plane
  but we need some help from you in return; You must help free us from the tyranny...
• The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS" or "-xb 250").
  A swarthy individual approached the group, and thrust his face close to Kirk's....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• RULES AT WORK 1. If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
  2. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt....
• Kirk watched the image of /usr/planet dwindle in the viewer, and turned off his backup copy of the Error Logger.
  "Captain, special Kernel mode AST from Star Fleet command....
• Memo From Management... Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support.
  The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
  "Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter Captain ?...