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As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so the skilled theologian can wrest from any scripture that which will serve his purpose.
-- Bhagavad Gita...
ack n. The set of things a person has to do in the future.
One speaks of the next project to be attacked as having risen to the top of the stack....
Alas! our young affections run to waste, Or water but the desert.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto iv, Stanza 120...
Bubbles in her think tank.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Full throttle, dry tank.
Look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
No fish in the tank. This leads to misfortune.
You're about as subtle as a tank.