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• You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
  Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....
• You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
• You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose unless you have really *chunky* friends.
• It's smart to pick your friends, but not your nose.
• Never pick your nose with my finger.
• If brains were C-4, you couldn't blow your nose!
• Pop a Poppler in your mouth When you come to Fishy Joe's What they're made of is a mystery Where they come from no one knows You can pick 'em you can lick 'em you can chew 'em you can stick 'em If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.