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THE PROGRAMMERS' CHEER? - SHIFT TO THE LEFT, SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!...
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
That must be wonderful! I dont understand it at all.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
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