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• Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
• Turn your Pentium into an XT -- just add Windows!
• Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
  (Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
• Make your 486-50 preform like a Gameboy, use Windows.
• Your processor has processed too many instructions.
  Turn it off immediately, do not type any commands!!...
• For a good time, type FORMAT C
• PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN
• The type syntax for C is essentially unparsable. -- Rob Pike
• Pentium Problem: Every time I turn it on, I burn it up, and burn it out.