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• We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement. -- Richard J. Daley
• The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
  If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless....
• The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
  If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless....
• We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement. -- Richard J. Daley, Chicago Mayo
• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtue
  always insist on it in your subordinates. -- Don Marqui...
• Argue for your limitations and you get to keep them. -- Richard Bach
• mean time between failures -- when you get an "F" on your report card and you take it out on your dog.