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• Ink: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
• Ink, n.: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
  The properties of ink are peculiar and contradictory...
• The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...