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• Until you start plowing pertinent wives, you really aren't working.
  The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly and don't you forget it. -- Edward Albee...
• The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
• The way to a man's heart is through his back.
• The way to a man's heart is through his veins.
• Any girl who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is obviously setting her standards too high.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, with an axe.
• The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. -- Fanny Fern, "Willis Parto
• The way to a man's heart is through his pants -- wallet and underwear.
• COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.