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  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many American footballers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble....
• How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....