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• Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
  -- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
• I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
• I will not bring sheep to class.
• I will not burp in class.
• John: Uh oh. Something's gonna die. Homer: Butt out, Buttinsky.
  What would _you_ know about hunting? John: I know this much....