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  Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Lisa explain's the new character on Itchy and Scratchy's failure by describing him as a "soul-less product of committee work.
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