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Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
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Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid?...
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Well, if there's one consolation, it's that you will feel no pain at all until some time tomorrow evening, when your heart suddenly explodes.
-- Dr....
Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...