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The First Day of School 30 Years Ago and Today THIRTY YEARS AGO Miss Lichtig receives an apple from an anonymous student and shows it to her fellow teachers.
TODAY Ms. Lichtig receives a packag...
Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you cannot drink and drive?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?...
Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium, a thief fled out the back door, clambered over a nine-foot wall, dropped down and found himself in the city prison.
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Yo Mama is so fat she doesn't have a waist, it's an equator.
Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family....
Have you ever noticed the similarities between some TV shows?
The U.S.S....
There was this guy who went to Spain. One day, he goes over to the bullfights and watches as the bullfighter kills the bull.
After that afternoon of excitement, he gets hungry and goes over to a ca...
You know you're on the phone with a redneck when he says.
.. "Hold on a second, I'll get my computer guy... HEY, BUBBA!...
Central Bell CURRENT BILLING: July 1993 BASIC SERVICE.
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... You've ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't....
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