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Two Aggies purchased a bird dog. They took the dog out to give it a try.
After a long while, one Aggie said to the other, "Well, we'll throw him up in the air one more time....
PALINDROMES (same thing spelled backwards or forwards) "Naomi, sex at noon taxes," I moan!
"Never odd or eve...
How about the Indian chief who installed electric lights in the tribal latrine?
It made him the first Indian ever to wire a head for a reservation....
Question: How do you kill an Aggie? Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his head.
Why did Occupation Safty Health Administration have to put the high beam switch back on the floor?
Because Aggies kept getting their feet stuck in the steering wheel....
Why do shepherd's wear robes? because sheep can hear zippers a mile away.
HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER: 1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M....
My nookie days are over- my pilot light is out, what used to be my sex appeal- is now my water spout.
Time was whe...

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