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• After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
• Kids will prove "You ain't seen it all
• Some Bumper Stickers: ** Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot ** Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOt ** He who laughs last thinks slowest ** If you don't like the new
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• Q: Who's the most popular guy on the nude beach? A
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• One good practical joke that I've seen done to somebody
  1) Take an old record album cover. 2) Fill the insides with shaving cream....