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  Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
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  Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
• Two dogs walking through the woods, both get caught in bear traps.
  One dog says, "We need to chew off a leg to get loose....
• Two tramps walking down a road feeling sorry for themselves since they've had nothing to eat for 2 weeks.
  Then one of them spots a dead dog lying by the side of the road....
• O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
  Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg....
• BATS This one bat returned from a long hard day's work of collecting blood.
  Upon his return to the bat cave, he proceeded to hang from his perch whereupon a group of his friends noticed the blood from around his mouth....
• This one hasn't come up despite the presence of UCLA on the net.
  I'm led to the sad conclusion that the tradition has died....