Fun With Your Roommate

Fun With Your Roommate

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Walk and talk backwards.
Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room.
Number them....
Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night.
If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye....
Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly.
Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo.
If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench)....
Collect all your urine in a small jug.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks.
Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.

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