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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter....
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
"Really?" the other replied...
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, tha...
It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.
The Russian takes a bootle of the Best Vodka out of his pack...
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb....
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS ********************************************************************** 1300.
01 GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Washingto...
Hildago was defeated at Guadalajara. The rebel army was captured on is way through the mountains.
All were courtmartialed and shot, except Hildago, because he was a priest. He was hande...

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