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• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• 23 There was a young lady of Dee Who went down to the river to pee.
  A man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt, And God! how I wish it were me....
• 166 There was a young man from Glengozzle Who found a remarkable fossil.
  He knew by the bend And the wart on the end, 'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle....
• The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
  Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back"....
• 53 There was a young lady named Inge Who went on a binge with a dinge.
  Now I won't breathe a word O f what really occured -- But her cunt has a chocolate fringe....
• There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
  He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her -- And left her to pay for the room....
• 151 There was a young girl of Des Moines Whose cunt could be fitted with coi
  Till a guy from Hoboken Went and dropped in a token, And now she rides free on the ferry....
• WHO'S KEEPING COUNT? A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride.
  As a gift, he was given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car spooked the horse....
• There once was a woman named Ann Who was said to be quite like a man.
  When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went to the gentleman's can....